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The pregnant poofhead’s Jersey Shore BFF JWoww tells us she’ll be in the delivery room shooting the whole thing.

“She wants me to record it,” Jwoww tells us. “I’m going to set up a tripod, right there, zooming in.”

Zooming in?!

“Listen, I’ve seen that girl bent over so many ways,” Jwoww said. “Sideways, I’ve slept by her, there’s nothing that can happen with that girl that won’t surprise me.”